donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

(Source: ignorntatheist)



Tumblr makes me so fucking angry sometimes, like… people on the internet are fucking idiots and are not worth any of my time, everyone can just fuck right off

xx6emo6girl6xx:

I like Toronto a lot

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin)



undefined-thought:

Beer Floating otherwise known as Kaljakellunta in Finnish, is a beer drinking event in Helsinki, Finland where people go down a river in anything that floats and get wasted. I Need to fucking go to this shit.

Is it wrong that I’m hating my brothers girlfriend more and more each day?



tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

lustingmoon:

colorado-kush-queen:

fossilbird:

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

waaa

ths is so relaxing

didn’t realize I was holding my breath until it started over


(Source: sandandglass)




defranco:

CHARMANDER IS MY BOY! Pokémon?! FIGHT! (X)




(Source: best-of-memes)



swagbat:

woah, tag your death note spoilers


hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)




(Source: deluised)



givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?